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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).


When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S SO UNFAIR

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WANT THIS MUTATION

No way this can be true

People get sweet mutations like this and im stuck with silly toe thumbs..

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wowfunniestposts:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

Should have been Harry Potter and the Pythagorean Theorem.

But otherwise, NAILED IT.

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